night of the werediaper

i had a bad dream

i dreamt that it was “hero day” or something and people could dress up as anyone they considered a hero and participate in fun activities and games. i was disappointed because i had no “hero” costume but then i suddenly “remembered” that i had a fix-it felix costume (???)

i couldn’t find any of it except for a giant golden hammer though. so i just went outside and moped and someone dressed as felix walked by and i screamed in anger

if you dont reblog this immediatley tumbler.com is going to be bought by 4kids and ur blog will be CENSORED!!! this is you’re only warning.

(Source: staff)

i want to make a lovebug tshirt. i think that is a thing that i could actually explain irl

like instead of “yeah this is a shirt of some background characters from a disney movie who i interpreted as japanese girls who are gay for each other” it’s like “oh it’s a representation of this email virus from 2000”

i’m not sure if lovebug should reblog that or not. is that a spoiler? i mean whatever i posted it here. ok here i go

by the way can anyone tell me some slimy/jelly/wet pokemon that aren’t ditto/reuniclus/muk i’m kind of stuck here

human lovebug

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

“you have to finish your homework first”

(via ex-wife)

i had the funniest idea ever for a text post this morning. like it rivaled “scooby doo 25 to life” in sheer brilliance but now it’s gone forever

i’m going to make teams for a bunch of my characters on pokemon showdown. also you should probably check out pokemon showdown (it’s a browser-based battle simulator hell yea)

chespin:

(via usbdongle)

i’d be completely willing to do an rp plot thing with someone where lovebug is permanently killed. i hope someone contacts me soon. “hi there i was wondering if my character could kill lovebug.” yeah (moans softly)